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There are two type of people winner and Losser, winner always working hard, losser always try to shortcut for win.

You can never buy love. . . but still you have to pay for it.

Try to solve your problem yourself. . . Don't Depend on other!

There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

I know I am awesome, so I don't care about your opinion.

Before you judge me make sure that you're perfect.

People say me bad. But trust me I am the worst!

I am learn from my mistakes! without mistakes we can't learn.

Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor ;).

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!

I was reminded that my blood type is be Positive.

The space between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine. .

Born to express not to impress B|.

I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart. .

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone ?.

Life is too short Don't waste it updating status every hours.

Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.

Facebook status in English for Facebook and Whatsapp

Best way to deal with haters, Keep calm, and stay classy. . .

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my BED.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone. .

Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.

People are like 'Music' some say the 'Truth' and rest, just noise. .

I may not be perfect, but I'm the best you'll ever have. . . you'll realize it the day i stop coming back!

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right :D.

It's cute when your crush's crush is you.

When inspiration doesn't come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons.

People who tolerate me on the daily basis! are real heroes in my eye.

I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off!

Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful. .

My one hand is enough to fight against the world. . . If you hold the other one.

Parachute for Sale! used once, never opened. .

If people are trying to bring you 'down' It only means that you are 'above them'.

Top Facebook status for FB in English

When i was born, i was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year and half.

There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will. .

You either live in love or die, there is no way in between!

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode :D.

I don't care what people think or say about me!

Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows!

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He's dreaming too ?.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

My 'last seen at' was just to check your 'last seen at'.

Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine. .

I am single because god is busy writing to best love story for me ?.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

I tried being like you, my personality didn't like it.

Don't kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not ?.

Not always 'Available' try your luck!

When life puts you in tough situations, don't say, why me? Just say, try me!

'Dream' as if you'll live forever. Live as if tomorrow is last one. .

Never test how deep the water is with both feet ?.

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. The longer the title the less important the job.