Insult status for whatsapp

Don't feel special, I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call.

Yes, you do have a right to your opinion and I have a, right to mine, and my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid.

I don't want to be alone. But with you I'd rather be.

Act your age not your shoe size.

Envy me, rate me, bottom line, you are not me.

When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, it's just that yours is stupid.

The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don't. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.

Are you in stupid mode or does this come naturally?

You're so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.

There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable. But looking at you, that is just illegal.

You are very beautiful, no doubt about that but I will still rate a monkey ahead of you.

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.

You know most days when I look in a mirror I feel ugly, but when I look at you I feel lucky.

I do not even need a dictionary to find out what a moron is. I have got the perfect definition standing right in front of me.

I don't even like the people you're trying to imitate, if you are at all.

Where were you when God was giving out common sense?

Looks like somebody fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Do you practice being this ugly?

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If you liked my profile, Raise up your hands. If not, raise your standard.

You don't have to disrespect and insult others simply to hold your own ground. If you do, that shows how shaky your own position is.

It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

I don't believe in plastic surgery. But in your case, go ahead.

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I don't insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

90% of the time I say 'BRB' it just means I don't want to talk to you anymore.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

Why bother talking? You'll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.

You're so much smarter when you don't speak.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.

You are so ugly that when you cry, the tears roll down the back of your head, just to avoid your face.

Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

How would you like to feel the way you look?

Scientists are trying to figure out how long human can live without a brain. You can tell them your age.

Mirrors can't talk, lucky for you they can't laugh either.

I'm not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.

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Where did you come from, did someone leave your cage open?

I'd insult you but apparently, you need qualities for me to insult.

Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.

No need for insults, your face says it all.

I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you.

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

It's not that I'm smarter than you, it's just that you're dumber than everyone else.

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.

You're so ugly, that when people see you, they know what the meaning of "dark and handsome" means. When it's dark, you're handsome.

Are your parents siblings?

If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.

If I could feed one child each time you did something stupid, I'd stop world hunger.

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

You are literally too stupid to insult.

Your lips are moving, but all I hear is nothing.

Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

It's people like you, that make people like me, look good.

Somewhere along the line, I must have given you the impression I cared. I apologize.

I heard you had a brain surgery. But the brain rejected you?

Wow! I'm impressed how long you are able to live without a brain.

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Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing.

Tell me, is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?

Go be stupid somewhere else.

Zombies eat brains. You're safe.

Just keep talking, I yawn when I'm interested.

Your head is so big, you don't have dreams you have movies.

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

I'd love to have this battle of wits with you but I don't like fighting an unarmed person.

Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that's very typical of you.

I don't insult people. I just describe them.

Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I am building an idiot.

You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.

Don't sneeze, your brain is so small, it might slip out.

Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh, wait that's your face.

Mix with people with a good attitude.

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes. If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.

There's no such thing as a stupid idea, it's just you.

Let's play fetch a little differently. I will throw the stick and you don't come back.

Your family tree must be a cactus. Everyone in it is a prick.

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Why don't you understand me like my iPhone does?

Can you turn around and look at me? Turn back again.

If I hurt your feelings in any way I just want to know from the bottom of my heart that I don't care.

Don't think, it may sprain your brain.

You can talk? Quick, call the science community, we have a discovery.

I'm not shy. I just don't like you.

My mom says pigs don't eat biscuits. So, I better take that one out of your hand.

I will try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

I'd insult you right now. But I was raised not to make fun of the mentally challenged. You are lucky.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

If you're going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege.

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

What's the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is going to stay a monkey.

Jealousy is a disease, get well soon.

I don't hate you. I just don't appreciate your existence.

Rose are red. Violets are blue. I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.

Life is great, you should get one.

You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don't.