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I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.

I asked my wife, where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said, somewhere I have never been! I told her, how about the kitchen?

Our delight knows no bounds on the day of your wedding. Wish that you carry this serene bond from strength to strength with each passing day.

We call marriage successful if a wealthy man married a beautiful and rich girl.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree, and the woman gets her Masters.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course at least he will shut up after you let him in.

Marriage puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage, truth to say is evil, but necessary evil.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, am I too late for the garbage? Following her down the street, I yelled, no, jump in.

In a few years priests will say, You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.

I believe that marriage should not be public. It's a about two persons, nobody else.

Love is talking about having children. Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening.

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the y becomes silent.

Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

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Getting married is similar to going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

I wish you to live in peace and in perfect union at least till your golden jubilee.

Marriage is a romantic story, in which hero dies in the first chapter.

A little boy asked his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? And the father replied, I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.

May there be a generation of children, on the children of your children.

Congratulations! God bless you today and for the rest of your married lives.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

A man said his credit card was stolen, but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Watch your wedding video in reverse You'll love the part where you walk back down the easilyout the door into the car and bugger off with your mates.

Married man lives longer than a single man, but the married man is a lot more willing to die.

A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.

My marriage is on the rocks again yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he'll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.

A man who muttered a few words in the church, found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

The difference between an ordinary marriage and an extraordinary marriage is in giving just a little 'extra' every day, as often as possible, for as long as we both shall live.

We have a very good reason to share the spirit this season; please join us in celebration as we are united in marriage.

Marriage is a rest period between romances.

People are always asking couples whose marriages have endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. It is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman. Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.

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May the love you express to each other today, always be the first thoughts during any trying times in the future.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

We call marriage successful if wealthy man married a beautiful and rich girl.

The fact that we see so few successful marriages shows the value and importance of marriage.

Marriage is a short rest between romances.

Watch your wedding video in reverse you'll love the part where you walk back down the easily out the door into the car and bugger off with your mates.

Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

Wishing you the joy and happiness that you both deserve, make sure you kiss every night before going to bed.

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Talk six times with the same single lady and you may get the wedding dress ready.

I believe that marriage should not be public. It's about two persons, nobody else.

A husband said to his wife, no, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.

In love, you go to bed early. After marriage, you go to sleep early.

The day we say I DO will be the greatest day of my life.

In a few years' priests will say, you may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.

Talk six times with the same single lady, and you may get the wedding dress ready.

I congratulate you on your wedding and wish you half of the most beautiful things in the world. The other half I'll leave for me.

Love one another, and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

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The difference between an ordinary marriage and an extraordinary marriage is in giving just a little extra every day, as often as possible, for as long as we both shall live.

May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about living?

Those who choose marriage of convenience at least has reasonable excuse.

The best time to love with your whole heart is always now, in this moment, because no breath beyond the current is promised.

Wishing you the joy and happiness that you both deserve, make sure you kiss everynight before going to bed.

Marriage based on common sense and mutuality is one of the greatest things of life.

Love is dinner in your favorite restaurant. Marriage is a take home packet.

 My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.