Work Status for whatsapp

These people at work are giving me work! Can you believe this?

Hard work may not kill you, but why take chances?

A procrastinator's work is never finished.

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

Doing a job right the first time gets the job done. Doing the job wrong ten times gives you job security.

Hopefully all this hard work will pay off one day.

I hate going to the bathroom right after the cleaning lady finishes cleaning the toilets. I always feel like I'm ruining her hard work. It just feels really disrespectful.

I love my job, it's the work I hate.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

All I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

I'm at that place that they call work. I guess I'm supposed to be working while I'm here.

Me, asleep on the job? No, I'm just trying to pick up my contact lens without using any hands.

Due to economic hardships, I must go to work.

All work and no play makes (YOUR NAME) a dull boy/girl.

The boss is behind me, so don't IM me unless you have a compliment about me.

Sorry, but I am at an evil place where they are holding my paycheck hostage and I won't receive it unless I do what they tell me to do.

According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.

If a cluttered desk means a cluttered mind, what does a empty desk mean?

I don't care how bad I feel, when I go to work I make sure I give it my all! Never any less than 12%.

All work and no play means that I am making lots and lots of money.

Work status in English for Facebook and Whatsapp

If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

I keep thinking about quiting this job and going back to school, but then I remember how easy my job is.

Work fascinates me, I can look at it for hours.

I am working, which is something that you should be doing.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Even if you don't have the answer, you certainly have to admire the problem.

Working; the millions of people on welfare are depending on me.

The only reason I go to work is for the money.

I'm doing a little thing called work. You should try it sometime.

Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

I wasn't sleeping, I was testing the keyboard for drool resistence.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow.

The fools look upon the world and see only pleasure. The lost look upon the world and see only pain. The wise look upon the world and see their work cut out for them.

Work is so interesting. I could stare at it all day long.

Work, it ain't easy, and it ain't fun, but it's a lot safer than holding up a liquor store.

Talent does what it can. Genius does what it must. I do what I get paid for.

I fell asleep while doing work. If your my boss that's code for I'm working so hard that my head hurts.

I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.

I have this thing called a job.

Top Work status for FB in English

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday 4% Friday.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.