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"My memory is so bad" "How bad is it" "How bad is what?".

I'm not cool, I'm weird!

Call me anorexic, call me fat. I can put on or I can lose that. Call me annoying, call me dumb. Excuse me miss; but I'm having fun. Call me a flirt, call me fake. That's just me, so give it a break. Call me weird, a nerd a geek. Call me what you want

Phones are better than Girl Friend, At least we can switch it off.

What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

Music is a discipline, and a mistress of order and good manners, she makes the people milder and gentler, more moral and more reasonable.

Best friends do not necessarily have to talk every day. They do not even need to talk for weeks. But when they do, it is like they never stopped talking.

In all you do, try being a wow, and not a woe.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Adding you as my friend doesn't mean I like you, I did it just to increase my friend list.

As Facebook has a "Poke" button, it should have a "Kick" button as well.

I will win not Immediately, but Definitely.

Food is the most primitive form of comfort.

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be "Nobody" so when I see stupid stuff people post, I can Like it. And it will say "Nobody likes this".

I might not be someone's first choice, but I am a great choice. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not, because I'm good at being me. I might not be proud of some of the things I've done in the past, but I'm proud of who I am today. I may not be perfe

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.

The control centre of your life is your attitude.

Got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.

See the bowtie? I wear it and I don't care. That's why it's cool.

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Josh thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single".

You cannot choose your face but you can choose your dress.

Please don't forget to smile :).

I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.

My life my rules. _|_.

Whoever said facebook was a good idea, "Let me share my dull life with the rest of the planet. " ?

(Writes on FB) Gotta update my status (Clicks update).

If you're going to spread lies and rumors about me on Facebook… Feel free to tag me. ;).

When I'm on my deathbed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the.

If we live in living standards others means that is not our lives.

If the world really ends in 2012, I wasted my whole life in school.

I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

Am quitting face book to face my books.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

Star can't shine without darkness.

Lauren lives vicariously. . . Through herself.

I am the only cool.

Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile. Smile please!

My attitude is the only thing which is cool.

Don't be so happy, I don't really forgive people, I just pretend like it's okay and wait for my turn to destroy them.

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Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

For a life where diamonds really are forever.

Go away don't talk to me right now cause it's my break time and I'm on FB mode….

Relax, it's the weekend. . . just don't blink or it will be all over.

Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.

Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.

Don't piss me off then tell me to calm down, that's like stabbing someone and then asking why they're bleeding.

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

You cannot describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Smiles are contagious. . . be a carrier.

Anyone who limits her vision to memories of yesterday is already dead.

I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits. ".

A court of rotting corpses to worship at the feet of the goddess of death.

Your looks don't make you beautiful; it's the person inside who makes you beautiful.

Keep cool. Anger is not an argument.

Has implemented a healthy routine, affecting immediately . Very basic and it's free – Nap Time!!

I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.

All men who have achieved great things have been dreamers.

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

Dreams are whispers from your soul.

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Who is cool than me?

Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off.

James is cleaning out his medicine cabinet of expired prescriptions with a glass of water and several mystery pills at a time.

When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.

You can't compare me to the next girl. Because there is no competition. I'm one of a kind, and that's real.

Life must go on.

In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are.

Who invented reading is a cool person.

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

Every journey begins with a single step.

Why didn't I use my turn signals? It's nobody's business where I'm going.

Don't wait! The time will never be just right.

I keep hearing that being a geek is cool now, but I'm not sure the rest of the world has gotten the memo.

The desire to be cool is ultimately the desire to be rescued.

I wish my Parents were like Google. They should understand me even before I complete.

Any girl with a grin never looks grim.

Where words leave off, music begins.

Jack will update his Facebook status for money!

When you can't sleep- have no fear! Facebook is here! …Yay?

He always accuses me of trying to look cool, I was like, everybody tries to look cool, I just happen to be successful.

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Art is the daughter of freedom.

Dreams are just the brain's Screen-savers.

Dear Facebook: They are not "Suggested friends. " They're people I'm intentionally trying to avoid.

Good people eat all their veggies and all the fruits, but they still have good grades. I call this, freakonomics.

I don't care what people think or say about me.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock and if I'm late start without me.

Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

Dear automatic flushing toilet. . . I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

Beauty of person attracts eyes, but good personality attracts heart.

Being a human is the coolness.

When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be, I left one million dollars in the.

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

  Educators have always known that learning and life are maximal where play and work coincide.

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.

I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.

you're sorry ? that's cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.

Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when; whatever be the attitude of the body, the soul is on it is knees.

On Facebook there should be a relationship status that says I don't even know what's going on?

  There is no love sincerer than the love of food.

I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.