Selfie status for whatsapp

I Can't Do That Now Bc I'm Taking Selfies.

I don't get older, I level up.

Girls be like, I love my hair in this pic.

On Wednesdays, I wear pink.

Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.

Simple during childbirth, computerized by configuration.

Sup, girl.

That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face looks horrific. -_-.

My time is now.

Why so serious?

Real men don’t take selfies.

About to head out.

Everyone said I could be anything. So, I became sexy!

These are the seasons of emotion.

WARNING: You may fall in love with my face.

I had fun once it was horrible.

Baby, it's cold outside.

Chilling like a gangsta.

Take me out.

I'm so young money.

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I'm a blur, a speeding bullet you can't catch.

I know I haven't changed but I'm not the same.

I'm your love and life.

Don't hate.

I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward.

All you need is pizzaI've made a friend.

My selfie never bothered me anyway.

I'm the girl you've always wanted.

Puts selfie on top of tree because I'm a star.

Just hanging with my friends.

Have heaps of hair and like appalling things.

Are you a broker on the grounds that I'd like you to leave me a credit.

This is the most magical pic of your life.

Proof that I can do selfies better than you.

Sending your selfies to NASA because you're a star.

Beauty is power; a smile is it's sword.

Meanwhile, at your local Walmart.

You have every right to a beautiful life.

Clever as a devil, twice as pretty.

When people leave, they take pieces of you with them that you may never get back.

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Warning - You might fall in love with me.

It's s3xy time.

Talk to the fist, because the face is pissed!

I wanna post a selfie but I don't wanna post a selfie cause I am ugly but I wanna post a selfie do you see my problem.

Be yourself, there's no one better.

Smile a little more, regret a little less.

I really don't care about a lot of things, but when I do care, I care too much.

Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.

On my way home, thought I should take a selfie!

Close your eyes and I'll kiss you.

You don't know me.

Smile, life is beautiful.

I am not trying to give an image of a fairy tale, perfect, everything else, I am just being myself.

Give me some space.

I do what I want.

Love your enemies.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened!

This is how to be a heartbreaker.

Before spending time trying to find someone, you must first find yourself.

When nothing goes right, go left instead.

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We were so young and in love.

If you got eyes, look at me now.

This is my simple selfie life.

My Snaps never bothered me anyway.

Would someone be able to let me know my Instagram username I bolted myself out and I don't realize what to do.

I'm headed to space, I'm a star.

Conceived at an exceptionally youthful age.

This is my club.

Selfie and twerk are officially real words and they have both been added to the dictionary.

I don't want perfect, I want honest, .

I've made a friendSmile, it confuses people.

I don't need your approval to be me.

I was both loved and hated for being upfront. But I was just being myself.

Amigo, would you be able to standard?

The truth is You never deserved me.

can you kick it?

Don't be eye candy, be soul food.

Take a ride on my energy.

Sunday fun day.

Songs live longer than kingdoms.

Popular Selfie status for Whatsapp

Just got new tops.

Less perfection, more authenticity.

Regardless of whatever crap life may throw at you, never stop having a moment filled with fun!

You can call me queen bee.

I do not need your approval, darling. I have my own.

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.

How bad do you want it.

Living is easy with your eyes closed.

Lives change, remember you can wait for tomorrow to start new.

A selfie a day keeps the friends away.

A Caffeine subordinate living thing.

Don't beg for anyone to stay in your life. If they want to be a part of your life.they stay.

I take a lot of pride in being myself. I'm comfortable with who I am.

Rock stars.

Dear SELF, Today, You Will Shine.

I'm so fly right now.

Strong women rule the world.

Forgive, yes. Forget, never.

The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I'm way worse .

I can be your hero.